Dangerous Beans.: Archive

late last night

Me: I don't know what to wear tomorrow
Dave: A brown dress. And a toilet duck for a necklace.
Me: But I don't own a brown dress.
 Well, it made him laugh!

Aug 30th

mmmmm

all wrapped up in a duvet, waiting for the fiance to get out the shower so we can go buy chocolate. C:

Aug 26th

8.29am

feel sick. burnt my toast. not a good start.

Aug 26th

Cait knowz

[Incognito] 6: 01 pm: I was watching a movie and there was a 
 chick talking about how she was rubbing her phone on her 
 fanny. And for a moment, I was like, haha, on her butt. And 
 then I realized the movie was British. (That is a British word, 
 right? Or is it only Australian)
    [Cheshirecaticus] 6: 01 pm: 3=
[Gary Oak] 6: 01 pm: my mom used to make me wear them
    [Cheshirecaticus] 6: 01 pm: or rather 
[Harry Potter] 6: 01 pm: LEMME SEE
[Luna Lovegood] 6: 01 pm: it is the british word coggy
[Luna Lovegood] 6: 01 pm: that lady had placed her mobile 
 telephone communications device on her vagina.
[Harry Potter] 6: 01 pm: xDDD
[Gary Oak] 6: 02 pm: WTF THIS CHICK KEEPS WALKING BY 
 IN A SPORTS BRA AND SHORTS
[Harry Potter] 6: 02 pm: I just choked on nothing.
[Luna Lovegood] 6: 02 pm: i hope there are no boys in the FC, 
 who do not like the word vagina.
 not a very hygenic place to put it.
i like that you find me funny enough to post about C: 

Aug 25th

SANDWICH

this isnt just any sandwich this is a handmade by cait sandwich, with thick wholemeal bread, spread with fresh taramasalta, containing thick slices of crumbly, mature cheddar cheese and slices of juicy cucumber.

Aug 25th

dearieme

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208913/The-poodles-transformed-pandas-horses-snails-creative-grooming-dog-shows.html I feel very sorry for these poodles.

Aug 25th